"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
