Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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