I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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