My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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