So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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