Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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