im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
honey bunches of taint.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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