Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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