haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
please come you make the beer taste better
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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