i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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