you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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