I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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