So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
