I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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