I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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