This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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