why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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