DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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