i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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