do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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