wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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