when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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