Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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