My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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