if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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