i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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