I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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