the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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