Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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