that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
