Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i think i have two assholes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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