every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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