operation harelip BJ is a go
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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