Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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