do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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