I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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