I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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