There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
that may or may not have been my penis.
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