My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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