i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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