real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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