im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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