I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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