were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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