having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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