their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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