I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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