We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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