Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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