why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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