Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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