Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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